Heidie the sheep dog

A long long time ago in a field far far away. A dog had a tiny little pup. she named it Heidie. Her brother is named Lighting and her youngest brother is named Chica. and something startled it, it was a big mean vulture flying high in the air watching the Little lamb. and Heidie rescued it. and then a grey sheepdog came and Heidie growed up and became a good sheep dog and she won the race. and then she went over in the fence and in the back of the field. and that's the end of the story. In the end it ended happily happily ever after.

A scary scary monkey

What is an Orange and white devil. It was a scary monkey. Once upon a time there was a scary scary scary monkey. It ate the princess in the tallest castle and it ate the king and queen. And then a pumpkin laughed at the king. And they saw a ghost light, it was blue. Some kids in the camp. And then he got them to stop the ghost light. It didn’t work. He had a blue flash light that he turned on. And it shined at Brita’s nose, and she is all green. And Leif turned into a shark. And then my own mom will be a vampire. And cousin Josh will be a bear devil. His butt is bleeding. And then I got a rope and tied it on and climbed a dangerous cliff, then I pushed an orange button. We are bear devils now. So we are scary looking, but we growl. You are a bluish devil and I’m the whitish devil. So I’m white and orange stripe they call me a scary monkey. My bung hole comes bleeding and then it drips blood. Im gunna turn on the power.

Right now we are evil scientists. Guess what, we are going to dissect a monkey. I got a monkey, whack. We have a dead monkey, we are going to rip it open, kssss. I’ll put the blood in here, do you see the blood. Look in it. There is some monkey blood in it. I’ll just drink it. Hmm, uh oh I think I’m going to get a pumpkin gas. Psssst, a dead pumpkin gas. Im going to poor the blood out on my pants, right now, he said. But then he killed the princess on accident. He stabbed it and then I ripped it open. I’ll put the princess in here, for real. Do you see the princess in here? She might die.

Big George (the monkey)

His favorite menu is bananas and ice cream. Mix it all together and put it in a bowl with milk sugar and eggs and if you put it in it becomes sweet banana. Monkey’s are good climbers and love to eat cookies. He eats cookies and ice cream on the banana, but we call it sweet banana. And then he likes to eat it with my own sister. Brita likes to eat it to. She likes banana’s with berries to go with it . She likes a sweet sweet snack, she has it as a breakfast menu. She likes chicken and chicken gravy. Monkey lives in George Washington species in America. And Big George loves his wife, and cousin Josh’s hair. He likes to ride and go wee wee and slip off and on Brita’s foot. He is sleepy and he is so sleepy he dreams about a sweet sandwich with syrup on top. He dreams about it. He waked up and then he likes breakfast menus. He says “what do you like josh?” and Josh says, what? (Josh: “I like waffles.”) Waffles coming up with Chocolate on it and syrup too. Ok it’s hot but don’t touch it yet.

Browny

He lost his parents. They were eaten by a cobra. And he got a brand new girlfriend. And then he lost his parents, his parents died, they got eaten by a huge scorpion. Then he came to fight the battle of the cobra. He jumped and leaped on the rocks and then he swinged. He did a karate chop on the ear. Then one day he will be a natural hero kitty and save his girlfriend. He got a good idea, he tied himself into tiny and got a might strong grip for him. He can fly, and so Browny is a super hero and came to her rescue. It was Browny he rescued Strippy. And then his paw was stuck to his cape. And then Brita said “It was time to go.” She said it to her mom, and he came to Brita’s rescue. It was Browny’s birthday. And he saw a blond hair girl named Brita. He loved Brita and he began to marry her. And he kissed her on the top of the forehead. She is so kind and then he loved Brita so much. And so that lady with different blond hair. It was not Ann and it was not Marta, it was a furry prickly animal and it was not a girlfriend. It was strippy come back for love.

But he doesn’t like to be a super hero he likes to be a glider. He likes his sister, but his sister got hit by a rock. But she was fine, she was not getting hurt she was having a baby.

a Viking story

Once upon a time there was a red red Viking who was a big boy named Joe Jon Raven. He was a small boy like his father. He goes on a trip with his Father Issac Jon and their friend Jonny Frieddie and Jonny Freddie’s brother Freddie. They found a dangerous dangerous dragon that spray’s out slime, but the dragon is sleepy he might go in his cave and sleep. He has a family. He has a wife and she gave birth to baby dragons and she sleeps with them and they wont bite her tails again. One baby was curious and she grew up to a mom and one boy named Jon Harold whose birthday is today said “ Shacka, our own wife’s birthday.” He said “Surprise. We have nice sparkling cider and nice slirpy dirpy turkey. And nice turkey slug.”

This is a different Fiona who is white with red eyes and grey skin. And then a red dog named Donkey. A new song “Herold died..Herold died….Herold died…Herold died” The dog has a white claw. The dog has a natural enemy. He could get his pray, he got a wild muskox with his claw.

Mr. Scary Charming

A purple monster married a little lady with black eyes, purple hair, and red eyes. From behind her head a pet blue evil robot, not wall-e. His name is Fall-E. He jumped up on Brita’s boofy and jumped on Leify’s coat and on our Mom’s hair. Then he flies. He has a purple tail that is long, 3 feet long. He has a long purple tongue, it is sticky. Then a girl that is quite scary marries a scary looking prince. He has a black hat, which is a witches hat, has a red pitchfork and a bow and arrow to go with it. He has a black beard, a fat puffy beard. And then they live with her step mom and step dad. And then a big black bird was her pet and his pet was a blue robot, which is his lovely pet. But the blue robot is in love, he married a purple dangerous lady bird. And then she goes like “pluck”. And she has a dark pink tongue and she has red eyes with a Mohawk, it’s brown. And then she’s quite beautiful and she marries the blue robot and they live happily ever after.

There is a black ogre, a white ogre, a black ogre and a white ogre. Once upon a time in a kingdom far far away we have a step baby that lives in a tall scary tower. She might not rescue the princess but she could not disappear when the prince gave her a truly scary prince. A song “ Im in a den and there is a scary ogre, and she is fat and ugly and she has a puffy feet. Hey now you are a famous rock star that’s on tour bum bum

Hey now you scary rock star get your game on and play. “

It’s a white scary dragon. The black ogre has red eyes and red pitchfork. They fight. The ogre’s butt gets on fire.

And there is a green long neck dragon. He has a sticky tongue and he breaths out slime fire. It’s kind of gross and kind of scary. “It’s quiet, too quiet. Where is everybody.” It’s a scary train. Don’t take your shoes off there is a snake. Have a happy birthday scary train.

Espen I’m prince Scary Charming I’ll take care of the dragon. Whaaaaa